Category Archives: Humor

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  The Best of #RunnerCandyHearts

  Posted on February 15, 2013 by PavementRunner in Humor, Twitter

  I created the above image early on Valentine’s Day… I’ve done some of these before, and here as well, but I post them never expecting a huge response and simply because they make me laugh. After I posted the image, it just sort of sat there with a couple people commenting. Then this happened: Fun [...]

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  Which Costume Should I Race In?

  Posted on September 28, 2012 by PavementRunner in Humor

    A month from now there is a 5-mile race with a Halloween theme. It’s in Oakland, Ca and it’s called HELLA-WEEN 5 Miler. For those of you unfamiliar with California lingo, it is state-wide knowledge that northern California says “hella” and southern California says “hecka.” That is your California history lesson and why I [...]

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  Fun with #ReplaceMovieTitleWithFitness

  Posted on August 26, 2012 by PavementRunner in Humor

    Most days I’ll write about training for a marathon, or where I ran over the weekend, but instead I’m going to post something purely for the fun of it. I’m active on Twitter and many of us had fun with #MadeUpRunningFacts last week. I got a couple requests to do something other than running, [...]

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  See Mika In Action

  Posted on August 7, 2012 by PavementRunner in Humor

  Wordless Wednesday means you get a video… with words, but who cares about details. It’s me and my running buddy playing fetch. * * * * * If you are on Facebook, check out my page and hit LIKE, it’ll make Mika happy. She always asks me about it. :) See how she ditched me [...]

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  Wordless Wednesday: Write the caption

  Posted on July 11, 2012 by PavementRunner in Humor

  Florence, Italy November 2006 My very first marathon, around mile 24-25. Write the caption …   Advertisement:

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  Which “Awkward Runner” Are You?

  Posted on March 28, 2012 by PavementRunner in Humor

      If you had to choose one (forget that they are all guys), which “running style” are you?   Advertisement:

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  Dear 1:55

  Posted on December 9, 2011 by PavementRunner in Humor

  Dear 1:55 I honestly didn’t think I would be writing this letter so soon. It was just a few months ago in San Jose that I met your older sister 1:59. She was incredible, but sadly, the time to move on came rather quickly and unexpected. It came out of nowhere and I’m going to [...]

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  Once a Thief, Not a Runner

  Posted on October 19, 2011 by PavementRunner in Humor

    My car was broken into at some point over the past couple days. We’ve been at home with a newborn, so my car hasn’t moved much from it’s parking spot. When we do go out, it’s in our other car and I’m sure my car feels slightly neglected… to make matters worse, it has [...]

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  A Runner’s Inception

  Posted on September 29, 2011 by PavementRunner in Humor

  What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient… highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it’s almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed — fully understood — that sticks; right in there somewhere. — Dom Cobb, Inception I have a half marathon [...]

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  Star Wars Marathon: Episode IV

  Posted on September 19, 2011 by PavementRunner in Humor

  Ok, I’m a fan of the Trilogy. And I kick it old school, so I am speaking of the original and only trilogy: Star Wars. Since I’m also a fan of running, and more specifically the marathon, it seems only fair to introduce the two. I’ve always thought that having a Star Wars themed event [...]

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