Just for fun, i decided to have fun with the DOS EQUIS commercials about “the most interesting man in the world.” If you are unfamiliar with them, then this post really wont be that funny, but he is a YouTube Video if you are looking for one:

To put a running theme to it, I changed it to The Most Interesting Runner In The World and started sharing on my twitter feed. Here are some that I came up with.

Every marathon he runs is ultra, regardless of it’s distance.

He’s been known to win races, before he starts them.

He wouldn’t walk a mile in your shoes, but if he did it would take him half the time.

He has been known to finish marathons in 10 kilometers.

He’s allowed to tweet about running in more than 140 characters.

It is true that Runner’s World was named after him.

Marathons follow a strict training program to prepare for him.

Runners register to be in his corral, regardless of pace.

If a bib could run a race, it would run with a picture of him attached to it’s chest.

He qualifies for Boston, even when he jogs.

If you have some of your own, please share on Twitter and include the hashtag or add them in the comments below. They’re fun to come up with. Thanks for reading.